About the Author
 

Lewis Szanyi IV

Hello. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Lewis Szanyi IV. I was born on August 30, 1968 in Landstuhl, Germany while by father was serving in the US Air Force. Soon after, we made the trip back to the good ol' USA to my father's home town of Elyria, Ohio. I grew up and graduated from Elyria West High School in 1986. Afterwards, I spent about a year in Boston, Mass. until I got sick of the big city life. That's when I moved back to Ohio and eventually settled in a small rural town of Wellington, which is where I am today. It's a nice little town, not very big, but I think I like it that way. I've never married, but right now I live with my girlfriend and our two brats - er, I mean children.

Cara Lee Jarnigan

Meet Cara Jarnigan. She was born on October 2, 1976, in Lorain, Ohio. She's about 5'10", blonde hair, green eyes, and legs that go ALL the way UP!! Sometimes she gets a bit wild, but I like it that way. Most of her time is spent baking and doing crafts with the kids. She does home health care for a living and strives to become a nurse.

 

Mikayla Marie Szanyi

Mikayla Marie is my favorite Daughter. In fact, she's my only daughter. She was born on September 6, 1998, which is also my father's birth date (except the year). She was 6 lbs 9 oz and just as cute as could be. She's a comedian, though a little on the shy side if she doesn't know you. She's big for her age, probably gets her height from her mother. This child runs all day powered on chocolate milk and cookies.

 

Lewis Szanyi V

Lewis (Louie) Szanyi V is my son. Fifth generation of the same name (Hey, who am I to end a four generation tradition?). He was born on March 20, 2000, and has been fighting with his sister ever since. He's a sweetheart to the ladies, but if you're a male you better keep your eye on him. He'll bop ya in the nose if you're not careful. He likes manly stuff like cars, trucks, and playdoh. This boy can take pain like you wouldn't believe. I'd almost swear he's got some sort of super-hero exo-skeleton inside him. Another bundle of energy, he craves chocolate milk like Whitney Houston craves Crack Cocaine - only he admits it.

 
As a family, we're like corn in shit, or something like that. Well, that's enough about us. Feel free to look around. There will be lots of insteresting stuff here. Just don't break anything. Oh, and please take a minute to sign the guest book. Take care!!
 

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